It’s late, and you’re craving instant gratification, so you take a hot selfie and send it to every attractive person in your snap contacts.
We’ve all needed a little confidence booster, so you mass send and then patiently wait for your snap to blow up with pictures and better yet, messages.
Getting a snap is pretty exciting but once you get a notification that someone is typing, leading to a little blue bubble in the bottom, left corner you lose it.
Depending on how scandalous the first picture was, sexting could begin within the first couple messages.
1. Instant Responses:
With filters and practiced selfie angles it’s rare not to have your go to pose within nanoseconds. It’s not cocky; it’s aware of where the best lighting is in your house and the side angle that makes you looked tone. You finally send the first picture/message, and within a split second, you’ll already be getting a response.
For some reason, snapchat texting has become better than texting. It’s hard not to open a snap the second you get the notification. You must know what the picture is and even more the personal message received.
Once you’ve mastered the exact pose or point you’re trying to get across, make the first move and respond with a message instead. You’ll be surprised how fast someone responds, just pay attention because the message disappears!
Half is a blessing because you might be ashamed of how dirty the previous message was and a curse because you accidentally closed the app. You didn’t fully see the message so now what the hell do you respond?!
Casually reply with a similar sexy response as your previous and you should be golden!
Don’t ruin the moment by asking them to repeat themselves.
2. Camera Roll Pictures:
So you’re actually, ‘hair-tied, chillin’ with no makeup on’ but craving a good sexting sesh. You’re bound to have a shit ton of pictures that you took when you were feeling yourself last week. Just because they aren’t captured at that moment doesn’t mean you still can’t show off how good you look when you try.
You can either use the ‘snap upload’ app and send them the camera roll pictures or even send them through the messaging section of the app.
Don’t you fret your cute, horny head because you can still get away with being a hot mess at home by using those pics and your expertise sexting messages.
3. Block. Report. Delete.
So horny you weren’t thinking clearly or a little too drunk for your good. You’ve managed to juggle multiple sexting conversations the night before and wake up to various naughty responses.
It was good entertainment for a Wednesday evening, but now you got it out of your system and won’t be snap chatting them anytime soon. Not only do you not remember what any of their actual names are but forget exactly where you know them from.
If you weren’t feeling all the random sexters, deleting someone off snap chat is way less dramatic than their actual number. No wonder people ask for snapchat sexting usernames before numbers because that’s commitment in itself.
Also if you’re ever feeling a little frisky again just re-add them and pretend nothing happened by starting off with your routine sexy pic.
Happy SnapChat sexting everyone!
Check out the video below to learn more about SnapChat!